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Galaktoboureko won the dessert poll by a landslide, which we all saw coming; custard wrapped in phyllo and drowned in syrup defeats most competition through sheer sugar supremacy. Loukoumades earned honorable mention as the only acceptable alternative, and special shoutout to Penny K. for nominating tsoureki, the braided Easter bread that technically isn't dessert but Greeks eat it like dessert so the classification becomes philosophical.

Big news: Greece's government just outlined a bill creating three dedicated diaspora seats in parliament plus postal voting, finally acknowledging that millions of Greeks live abroad and might want political representation beyond "visit during elections and vote in person."

This week: Lanthimos scores 4 Oscar nominations, Greece beats Italy for first-ever Euro medal, Finns officially declare Greece their favorite destination, and Greek island offers free accommodation for cat volunteers (solving two problems simultaneously).

Let’s dive in. ☕🤿🇬🇷😻

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🇬🇷 WHAT’S NEW IN GREECE

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More news from Greece

🎬 Yorgos Lanthimos picks up 4 Oscar nominations for Bugonia for making audiences cringe in ways the Academy apparently respects.

📸Greek photographer wins big at the TPOTY awards, officially making the rest of us look lazy in 4K.

🏛️ Greece launches Hellenic Heritage Platform because apparently 3,000 years of visible ruins need a digital transformation and an app.

🐾Volunteer with cats on Syros and get free accommodation. Your landlords will be tiny, furry, and totally unreasonable.

🧳Greece tops the Finns’ travel list; the world’s calmest people secretly want Greek chaos.

🤍Holocaust Museum project officially gets its build greenlight in Thessaloniki, memory made permanent.

🌿Greece posts one of Europe’s steepest emissions declines - less emissions, more sanity.

✈️Private sector funds a new Greek air traffic comms system, so now we can collectively exhale.

🌊A study sounds the alarm on island climate exposure, because paradise also needs a plan.

🌎 WHAT’S NEW OUTSIDE OF GREECE

🏅Greek Australians make the 2026 Australia Day Honours List 👏 👏

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More news from outside of Greece

📬Diaspora representation getting formal attention as Greece outlines postal voting and three diaspora seats.

🎓Heritage Greece 2026 is taking applications, come for the roots and leave with 800 new cousins.

🫶Greek America Corps opens Summer 2026 applications, volunteer in Greece and call it character development.

🧿1,300 Greeks revived Hellenism in Central Asia, proving the diaspora can start a community faster than you can find parking.

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💎 CULTURAL GEMS

🏛️ The Temple of Aphaia - Greece’s Perfect Third Triangle Point Nobody Visits

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The Temple of Aphaia sits on Aegina perfectly preserved from 500 BC, and almost nobody visits despite being one of Greece's most architecturally significant temples because it's on an accessible island that tourists assume isn't worth the effort. Aphaia was a local Cretan goddess whose temple forms the third point of the "Holy Triangle" with the Parthenon and Temple of Poseidon at Sounion - three temples positioned equidistant creating what ancient Greeks considered sacred geometry and modern tour guides consider a fun fact.

The Doric columns are nearly intact, the pediment sculptures depicting Trojan War scenes now sit in Munich after 19th century "archaeological acquisition" that definitely wasn't theft, and the structure demonstrates peak Greek architectural mastery. Aegina built this elaborate hilltop temple with Saronic Gulf views to honor their local goddess, proving island economies could fund major religious architecture when motivated by devotion or competition with Athens.

The temple's design influenced the Parthenon built 30 years later, making it architecturally crucial beyond regional cult worship. What's remarkable is its preservation plus tourist absence—you can visit one of Greece's best ancient temples without Parthenon crowds, and experience ruins before mass tourism commodified every ancient stone. Whether the "Holy Triangle" was intentional sacred landscape planning or pattern-seeking by modern archaeologists remains debated, but either way Aphaia's temple proves Greece contains world-class sites beyond the famous five. The temple's tourist neglect is Aegina's gift to people who show up—significant ancient architecture, dramatic setting, and quiet appreciation without selfie sticks blocking your view.

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💬 May 2, 2026, Dr Gabor Mate, Onasis Stegi, Athens

🧳 TRAVEL NEWS

🏖 AEGINA: Pistachios, Ancient Temples And the Easiest Island Escape Athens Has To Offer

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Aegina sits 40 minutes by ferry from Piraeus, so close that tourists skip it assuming accessibility equals "not authentic" while Athenians visit for day trips and understand geography sometimes works in your favor. This logic keeps Aegina substantially less crowded than Cyclades despite offering ancient temples, pistachio groves, beaches, neoclassical architecture, and the rare pleasure of finding a genuinely pleasant island nobody on your flight will mention.

Aegina was Greece's first capital (1828-1829) before Athens took over, giving the island historical significance (the Tower of Markellos is a pink watchtower that served as the seat of the Greek government after the independence). The Temple of Aphaia sits on a pine-covered hill, one of Greece's best-preserved ancient temples that tourists skip because it's not the Parthenon and requires a bus. Aegina Town has waterfront restaurants, horse-drawn carriages, neoclassical buildings, and a pace suggesting nobody's stressed about ferry schedules because boats leave constantly.

Beaches range from organized (Agia Marina) to quiet (Klima, Marathonas). Paleochora is an abandoned Byzantine village with churches and ruins on a hill. Aegina pistachios are PDO-protected and legitimately superior. You’ll see them everywhere: roasted, sugared, spun into gelato, tucked into pastries. The island works as day trip or weekend escape. Aegina's accessibility is both strength and weakness, as it operates with one foot in tourism and one in regular Greek life, which means you get island experience without Santorini performance. Ancient Aegina rivaled Athens as maritime power before a 5th century BC defeat ended its independence. Modern Aegina exists as Athens' convenient escape; close enough for spontaneity, Greek enough to feel like vacation, familiar enough that locals know exactly what they'll get. The proximity keeping international tourists away makes it perfect for people wanting islands without the commitment or crowds.

🔍 Hidden Local Gems

🏛️ Temple of Aphaia weekday mornings: One of Greece's best-preserved temples without Parthenon crowds.

🏖️ Klima Beach September/May: Organized but mellow, clear waters.

🏚️ Paleochora at sunset: Abandoned Byzantine hilltop village, churches, ruins. Golden hour lighting, bring flashlight for descent.

🥜 Pistachio farms (call ahead): Working groves, tasting varieties, understanding premium pricing. Skip tour groups, visit directly.

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🆕 OBSESSIONS

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🧑‍🍳 RECIPE OF THE WEEK

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Baklava made with Aegina pistachios costs triple what walnut baklava costs and tastes maybe 8% better, but Greeks will argue the difference passionately while eating both versions and secretly admitting in their heads that phyllo, honey, and butter are doing most of the work regardless of which nut you trapped inside.

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💡 INSPIRATION

A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.

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That’s it for now: winning sports medals for national pride, and winning Finnish hearts through superior sunshine. Catch you next week for more news, drama and deep dives. 🧿 Stay Greek. [email protected]

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